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Duck Hunter? A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother." "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

theguyinred1 replied: "omg lol!!! star me"

shelley replied: "loved it"

MEGAN! replied: "Megan says: lol :D Nice one! End."

sherpa_jones replied: "I was expecting his brother to be a gynocologist, but yeah, that is pretty funny."

Where can i download browning duck hunter game? I downloaded the Browning Duck Hunter game for free a few years ago on my mom's computer now i'm looking for it to download on mine and i cant seem to find it.

Rascal replied: "Did you use a disk or downloaded it on Google etc.? If you used a disk just use it again, but if you downloaded it off the internet just search some more. Sorry if this doesn't really help..."

It was OK for John Kerry to be a duck hunter? I don't recall Leftist criticizing Kerry for shooting ducks, but they criticize Sarah Palin for shooting moose.

ED Ski replied: "Or Cheney for shooting lawyers! I mean quail... ROTFL"

John S replied: "Probably because Kerry has never shot a duck in his life. That was just a photo op"

gregerous replied: "man, jimmy carter....there was a quality president...hahaha yeah right"

Dick S replied: "His war crimes should have kept him from ever being free again, let alone having the ability to own a gun."

Vegan replied: "That was one of my main reasons for not voting for Kerry in 2004."

koffea replied: "he did not shoot the ducks. he simply pretended to shoot the ducks, so that he could pass the man test. kind of funny really."

JW.C replied: "Of course, because its not something that they think she should do. See, I have found out that most women from the left that are feminists are only willing to support women that are Democrats. If its a republican female then its not their problem. Its a situation I find to be very hypocritical."

Ludwig Van Y replied: "Haha, yeah at least he can refrain from shooting someone in the FACE!!!!!"

79vette replied: "The radical left is probably one of the most vicious mean spirited groups of people who have no problem lying,promoting rumors, or what ever it takes to get their candidate elected."

Marcia B replied: "Hunting is the least of my issues with Palin. Her views on education are a much bigger worry."

I am Jack's wasted life replied: "no us leftists also critized Kerry for pulling publicity stunts like that to try and appeal to gun lovers."

Agent 99 replied: "The difference is, Sarah Palin is a woman and a conservative. She has lbeat liberals at their own game. She is strong, SELF made, independent and a real reformer, not on in name only, like Obama. She wasn´t EVEN seeking the high office like Hillary and their you go, it was handed to her, sour grapes indeed!"

good guy replied: "kerry shooting ducks was an ill conceived political ploy to garner votes (bad), while palin shooting moose is a lifestyle (worse)."

Bad Co. replied: "Ain't that a kicker. In Alaska hunting is probably more of a lifestyle than a sport. It also helps on the cost of groceries. They always got to find something to bit-ch about, I think she rocks."

amazin'g replied: "Go ahead and let them criticize her about that. She's able to do something those wuss's can't. It's their vicious attacks on her children, including a Downs baby that appall me. Their true colors are showing...as if we didn't know."

The Planet replied: "Yes, it is. Kerry doesn't want to duck hunt from a helicopter using an assault rifle. If Palin doesn't get that law pushed through, and has to hunt the traditional way, then I'd support her right to hunt."

cbjack replied: "Everyone knew John Kerry was never a duck hunter. Everyone knows that Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are both anti gun extremists just like John Kerry. For them to make believe they were hunters is just plain silly. And the more the leftists whine about Sarah Palin for owning and shooting guns the better for America. The leftists are handing this election to McCain/Palin. The more they attack, the dumber they look."

Each year starting at the crack of dawn Thanksgiving day a duck hunter wakes our entire road up : (? The department of natural resources shows up but does nothing as apparently the hunter is following all of their regulations. Is there anything else we can do to stop the gentleman from disturbing our sleep every morning??? I understand he enjoys hunting but I have a small child and also am a shift worker and enjoy my sleep. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Just to clarify...... This is not just a one day thing, this occurs virtually every day of duck hunting season. And although I personally don't hunt; I have nothing against duck hunting. I just don't enjoy waking up to gunfire at 6:30 am.

summer replied: "you and the people in your area who are affected by this need to get a petition against this man. take it to the court house and demand he is stopped. good luck"

blueink replied: "Have you talked to him? Tell him your concerns and maybe he will listen. Good Luck."

LawComm replied: "Oh, I'm in the same boat honey! I have a guy who parks in the middle of my road to hunt!! He probably lives in the city and doesn't appreciate that you don't. If you marched down to his house in the subdivision and started shooting it up.. he'd likely throw a fit. Unfortunately.. that's the bad part of not having as many laws and noise ordinances in the country. There's not a lot you can do. Except maybe get rid of the ducks!"

UNCLE BEN replied: "Take up duck hunting!"

Trumain replied: "Answer: From the light side... Daffy and Bugs argued...It's duck season...It's rabbit season... This November 22nd_ you post Rabbit Season posters everywhere...Like Daffy he will get confused and go home!"

spag replied: "I recommend yu go to the local duck store and outfit the ducks with small weapons. This gives them a fighting chance against the guy. It also could alleviate your issue if you train a couple of them to be good shots. It would be like an ariel combat picture. Ducks vs Man. Good luck!!"

Yo it's Me replied: "I'm sure you do things that bug other people (you are already stewing about Thanksgiving, strange). Put up with it, duck hunting season is only a short time each year. If he is obeying the rules, he has this right. Oh, here's an idea, move (I wish I knew where you live, I love duck hunting, I would like to join this guy in having fun)."

capnbilly replied: "one day a year? is that really a problem? if its that big a deal, you can be a real jerk and try to get the town to ban hunting in that area you wont make any friends with the hunters doing that though"

Hook'em Horns replied: "If you are out in the country, he is on his property(or property he pays to be on), and he is within the laws concerning hunting, there isn't anything you can do."

LindaLou replied: "Is he violating noise ordinances or bylaws in your area? I would dispense with the dept. of natural resources and just call the police. Are there time restrictions when certain amounts of noise can be made such as early in the morning or late at night? Do some research with your municipality or county to find out. Lastly, have you tried just talking to the man, face to face? You'd be surprised how effective this can actually be. You, the whole attracting more flies with honey thing? Yes, that can work. Sometimes it's more effective to get results when the opposition has to put a face to a name or "complainer" and they come to realize they are dealing with a real live person who has a life and feelings, not just a whiner who is sending out the police to "infringe" on their "rights". That sometimes just gets their back up and the feel like they need to prove something to someone. It's worth a try anyway. Good luck! Oh, and I'm assuming you're in Canada, if you're talking about Thanksgiving, since that's today, for the uninformed Americans answering here!! ;)"

ABCDEF U replied: "somebodys allowing them to do it on whos ever land it is.......private county, state..? start there, might be a short trip, but at least youll know why you cant do anything about it..........or who to talk to........"

How does duck hunter work? You know the NES game? How did the original gun know where it was shooting on the screen?

d.san83 replied: "i have no idea. loved that game though."

Jackie replied: "that was the best game ever.. you just aim at the flying ducks or saucers and shoot (don't try shooting the dog because it's not gonna happen lol)"

Justin replied: "it had something to do witht he light reflection of the disc and the gun would line up with it"

alucard817 replied: "the gun sent a signal to the screen and when it bounced back it sent that info to the chip in the nes."

Does anyone know the name of the comedian/ventriloquist who does a routine with a duck & a hunter? The hunter says "I'm gonna kill you!" and the duck responds "But I don't want to die!" and the whole audience responds with "AWWWW" What is his name please.

Couch spud replied: "Bob Nelson! Hilarious! The same guy also does a routine about the football players introducing themselves."

Duck Hunter ideas for a costume!? Me and my boyfriend are gonna be duck hunters for halloween. He really is a duck hunter so he has an outfit. But what should I wear? I wanna be cute and sexy...but not slutty and skanky like a lot of girls. Were both gonna be hunters not one the duck and the other the hunter! ANY IDEAS?!?!?!

TexasRiverRat replied: "Look for a cute camo skirt. If you can't find one maybe you can make one. I see lots of camo fabric in the shops. Add tights and boots. If you like, wear a leotard and get one of those vests that the hunters wear. You might have to look for it in a boys department, cause you don't want it to be sloppy. Cabella's or Bass Pro Shop would have them. If all else fails be a duck blind! There are tons of possibilities there!"

Personalized truck plates for duck hunter.? I am an avid duck hunter looking for a creative plate. I have 6 spaces to work with.

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