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Am I really a redneck if I show the cop my belt buckle instead of my driver's license ? oops...gotta go som 1 runn off with my 8 track machine !!!!!

3GOLDS replied: "oh yah your a Redneck alright!!!!!"

lubz_001 replied: "no, well i dont fink so anyway"

Yluv4eva replied: "No youre not."

ekenny513 replied: "i think it depends on what's on the belt buckle..."

daddy "d" replied: "I tell yew wha man dat der dang 'ol funny, like yuk man."

wjb replied: "No. You have to show him your$$ card next to the license you never had."

Bianca replied: "Yea U are....but that's ok i Am TOO!!!!!!!!! GO REDNECKS"

chris f replied: "You sure are a redneck."

dukalink6000 replied: "But it has to be upside down so when you look down at it you can go, "Hot damn! That's muh name!""

AR replied: "nope"

Dr. Quest replied: "Just remember to remove the Marlboro from your lips before telling the state trooper to....well, you know."

When people start throwing the "N" word around it really just shows how ignorant they are, doesn't it? My step brother grew up in the buckle of the redneck belt in Tennessee. He is a white guy and makes good money. He is a man of at least average intelligence, but when he opens his mouth about African - Americans he really erases whatever good there may be about himself. He can't get past the fact Obama was elected and he has referred to him twice as "the n*gger". Why can't we "Love one another"? It says that in "The Book", dog! Screw racism!

°Bubbly♥ replied: "I agree. I hate ignorant people, they make me sick."

Dfsfds F replied: "Your brother obviously never visited the inner city. We'll straighten him out."

george replied: "What's wrong with Nitwhit?"

look at meeeeee!!!! aint i goofy replied: "i cant really answer that cause really you cant change some one ignorance i agree with you"

Babylon replied: "I agree witchu 100% muh niqqa"

Jan replied: "I agree with you"

masquerade replied: "YEAH , I agree!!! When i say ''SCREW'' you say ''RACISM''!!!"

jack jack replied: "once someone used it on my friend in the middle of a busy bank . they said move..n... those people just dont get how ignorant they are. someday we will all live as loving one another."

ktgurl2 replied: "I'm not racist, but why can African Americans call each other that, but it's wrong when another race does? I mean, if I called (not saying I would ever) a black person the "N" word at school, I'd be punished. Yet a black student could call me something that I would find offensive and no one would care. It kind of goes both ways so don't just put down the whites."

richard s replied: "Yes and I know from being the ignorant one. When I young and just learning what it was to be a man, I used that word alot. The sad thing is , I never really thought much of it. I honestly have no problem with people of color, and have several friends and classmates that are colored. I guess I said it because some of the people I hung around with did, and I guess it even felt a little empowering back then. I know that sounds like a crazy, weak excuse but it's true enough. I guess you could say it made me feel tough. Like I was a man, and I could say what I wanted whenever the heck I wanted. As I grew up some, and wised up a whole heck of alot, I realized what I was I was saying, and the message that word truly reflects. But the most terrible thing I have seen is how my past has affected my family. I didn't think at the time that while I was hanging out and being "tough", my little brother and his friends were watching, and thinking they were learning what it is to be a man. And of course he followed right down my path. Now that he is older, and we have talked it over, and I able to get him to see the truth that I saw, we thought it was over and put to bed. That was until my nephews, who watched my little brother, started the same walk again. I can see now how ,my ignorance has affected my family for years."

best redneck joke ever!!!!!!? - if you rake leaves in your kitchen - if you find your wifes beer belly atractive - if you mow your lawn and find your car -if your home is mobile but your cars are not - if people ask for your ID and you show them your belt buckle - if you think loading up the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk - you might be a redneck if you walk your son to school cause ur in the same grade

Erique R replied: "- Fish Sticks"

Outlaw Immortal replied: "HEY! I guess I'm a redneck. Sans the wife beer belly. I HATE IT!"

Sex addict replied: "Dude you got these from larry the cable guy You last one with the nuts was better."

are you a redneck.......? one of my friends sent me this. I though it was funny, if you think its funny then star it. :) YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF.... Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off. You've ever used lard in bed. You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre. There is a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home. You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State trooper to "kiss my Ass". The primary color of your car is "Bondo". Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road". You honestly believe women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Your family tree does not fork. Your wifes hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during a piano recital. Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event. You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your brother-in-law is also your uncle. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best motion picture. The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones. You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland. You consider Outdoor Life deep reading. Your mother keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. The most common phrase you hear at a family reunion is: "What are you looking at, shithead?" You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. You think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug. You have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior. You father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening on the lube rack. You think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. You have a rag for a gas cap. You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You have a "Hefty bag" for a passenger side window on your car. Your house doesn't have any curtains - but your truck does. Your front porch collapses and kill more than three dogs. You consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it. After making love, you have to ask your date to roll down the window. You have a picture of Willie Nelson or Johnnie Cash over your fireplace. You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house. Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else. You have ever bar-be-qued hamburgers at the drive-in theater. You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum. You own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves. You have ever driven down the road with your seat belt hanging out of the door making sparks. You have ever spray-painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Someone asks to see your ID, and you show them your belt buckle. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people. You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. You have ever had to scratch your sister or girlfriend's name out of the message "For a good time, call _______." Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card. You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work. Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade. You view the next family reunion as a great chance to meet a woman. Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive. You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird." You call your boss "Dude." You have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. You need one more hole punched in your card before you get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos." You get an estimate from the barber before he cuts your hair. You look like Willie Nelson after you get your hair cut. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church. You have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside. You think BMW are the call letters for a radio station. You wear a belt buckle that weighs more than three pounds. You've ever been to a funeral or wedding where there were more pickup trucks than cars. Your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run." You have any relatives named "Elmer" or "Jed." Your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute. You wish your house looked like the one on the beginning of "Beverly Hillbil

420 Bunny replied: "Hahahaha. Thank you for the laugh. Star 4 you!"

John replied: "ya, i'm with angry :)"

Leanne F replied: "dat is wel 2 long 2 read make it shorter"

You might be a Redneck Pilot when....? ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. ... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service. ... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft. ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big 10-4!" ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "sugar" or "little darlin'." ... she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck. ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spitoon. ... you glance down at your belt buckle to help you remember your N-number. ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide. ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud." ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."

THE DUKE replied: "Careful. Larry the Cable Guy might steal these jokes! LMAO!! Star... :0) ."

Dan M replied: "my pilot friend would love these"

Sunshine replied: "Those were pretty good. Nothing better than Blond jokes and Redneck jokes, thanks"

jfmm replied: "LOL. These are All Right! LOL."

Redneck Xmas............? 'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house; Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse. My .357 sat right on my lap Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap. The young'uns were restless and watching in shifts To see if he'd come and I'd shanghai some gifts, When out from the yard came a godawful noise O could it be him with a shitload of toys? I jumped from my chair and my crotch screamed in pain I caught my left nut on my wallet's big chain But then I unwrapped it and flew out the door Yelling, "Hold it right there, you old son of a whore!" "Hands in the air and kick over that sack, And then real slowly move 20 feet back." He did as I told him, fat, stupid old elf; I laughed so damn hard I near pissed on myself. I grabbed his big bag with a hearty guffaw Then I dragged it inside after spitting some chaw. I heard him take off - in a second he split, Leaving my yard heaped with fresh reindeer shit. Back in my chair I let out such a yelp That the wife and the kids came to offer their help, Their eyes filled with wonder - I started to drag A whole shitload of presents from Santa's big bag. I big can of crawdads for when I go fishin' A whopping belt buckle - a brand new transmission, A carton of Redman, some boots and a knife, A nice leather strap just for beating the wife. A matched set of hubcaps, some new fuzzy dice, A country 8-track and a Hustler, how nice! An inflatable dollie for when the old hag Starts her bitching and moaning and goes on the rag. When out of the bag I had pulled every bit I said "Looks like you kids won't be getting no shit." Here was my chance to try out my new strap When they started their bawling and screaming and crap. I chased them upstairs and I popped me a brew, I sat back in my chair, filled my mouth up with chew, With my heart full of gladness, my soul full of cheer, I yelled up, "Maybe you'll get some presents next year

Kitty replied: "Pmsl!!! thats hilarious!!!"

Tracey replied: "hahaha very good star for you"

cats replied: "Funny! 100!"

fubar replied: "lolz awesome!"

alex p replied: "my answer is good and funny i like to read very nice.."

anna replied: "lol"

Goldrake. replied: "Hilarious, star, 10/10, lol."

What's on your redneck entertainment center? My brothers entertainment center has a toolbox , porcelin, beaver, tri-pods(recently bought at garage sale),dirty dust rag and archery trophies( four trophie belt buckles).

Ev30 replied: "not funny sorry try again now thats funny haha"

Torrin Wolffe replied: "Gamecube, PS2, cordless phone, snowglobe with wolves, family picture, and a plastic Ziploc bowl filled with remotes....."

William M replied: "'52 chevy engine."

ethanlwoodward replied: "a platform and a chrome pole and lots of chairs (strippers)"

gordooo2 replied: "mostly car parts."

Joe replied: "a big TV with a little tv on top that actually works, a cheap plastic jesus missing one leg, a deers head with a Busch Light can in it's mouth, two empty packs of Marlboro reds. a deck of cards that's missing the jack of hearts, several Pamela Anderson Playboy VHS tapes, a clock set in the belly of Yoda, some SlimJims, and a big nasty stain (I don't know exactly what it is, it looks like used motor oil but it could be vomit from someone who was drinking motor oil)"

jfmm replied: "Books, a lamp, seashells, some flower seeds......."

Are you a "high tech" redneck???????? You might be a "high tech redneck" if.... - your email address ends in "over.yonder.com" - you connect to the WWW via "Down Home Page" - your bumper sticker says "My other computer is a laptop" - your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson" - you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone - your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT" - your computer is worth more than all your cars combined - your wife said "either I go or the computer goes"...and you still don't miss her - you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer - you refer to your computer as "that good ol' gal" - your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal - you start all your emails with "Howdy, y'all" - your spell-checker knows words like "Reckon", "Yonder", and "Y'all" - your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's - your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive - your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here) - your active newsgroup list includes alt.animal.husbandry - hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case - you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds, kiss sounds or giddyup - your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page

Hypoxia replied: "Yesam, I is a hi tec redneck, very interesting, heres a star!"

TK3 replied: "I am ..........I put the c * * t back in Country music."

norlore replied: "I sure am, here is my screen cleaner "

devajeetkalita replied: "Not yet, but on the way"

Sandy replied: "Lol. this was so funny. star"

Dude481 replied: "THat was hilarious! Gd list..."

mantaray1970 replied: "I never thought of resting my stubby on the cd rom. thanks, star for you"

prazzy162 replied: "Oh no! ;-) Hav a star!"

smila replied: "Hahhahahahaa....no, i'm not..lol"

Quizard replied: "Hahahahaha good one"

THEFUNNYDUCKY replied: "BRILLIANT BABES XXXX"

Flowers replied: "that is so in the south, that is a very good one, thanks for the laugh honey"

oxo_07 replied: "Nope, I didn't qualified this time, which is good=no head ache at all. ha ha ha.."

Snow Kid replied: "huh???hahahahah funny..i get it now.."

Redneck or sexy? I'm a male, 19, from Oklahoma. In my town, for the most part, wearing cowboy boots, belt buckles and tucked-in western shirts is acceptable. But everytime someone from the city is asked about what they think of that look, they don't ever give it a chance and always think it's trashy. So ladies, here's my question: do I look attractive dressed the way I am, or is it just a major turn off. I don't live on a ranch or a farm, just in town, but this is how I've always dressed. Here's my high school yearbook photo from last year. And you can't see it, but I have brown Justin cowboy boots on as well. So, what do you think? Keep it or change it up? >

i am gay replied: "GAY GAY GAY"

harrynosir replied: "attractive! im from l.a. (lower alabama)"

Gym_Kat replied: "i think it's hot ;)"

nya_09 replied: "REDNECK! Change your style. Go for something more suburban"

lifesquestions? replied: "I think you look cute"

Lindsey <3 replied: "Save a horse ride a cowboy!!!!"

Ms Starr replied: "You are just too cute! You look like you're modeling for a Calvin Klein shoot. Definately keep it. Besides cowboys are very sexy."

Klava♥ replied: "Not cute if your from Jersey like me. Try more of a gangster look, now thats hella tight sexy!"

kyle s replied: "I think that outfit looks good, it looks classy. I mean as long as the pants and shirt aren't all torn up and dirty it looks pretty good. and i live in new jersey"

miss lady replied: "sooooooooooo sexy...keep the look"

Christina F replied: "you look hot to me. dress how you like, dont worry about everyone else. people around here dont really dress like that (pittsburgh) but you're not that far off from someone in an american eagle ad"

hellokitty replied: "I think it's sexy. I guess it all depends on what kind of people you're trying to attract. Dress how you feel comfortable, and don't be someone you're not."

fukingruvin76118 replied: "Who gives a sh*t about what anyone else thinks be yourself, but don't be one of those wannabe Cowboys that wears a cowboy shirt with flames on it and drives a Dooley pick-up with no trailer hitch."

kitty replied: "Keep it up you look nice to me. Umm not a redneck to me. Its what you are comfortable in."

Posthuman replied: "Awwww, that's cute! Just stay true to the way you like to dress. You don't have to change for people. And I'm sure lots of girls would find you attractive dressed like that."

blueiz1220 replied: "Wow!! It's a sexy look for you, but I would also try other looks, you never know, you could look good in anything. Some people will think you are a redneck or a farmer boy, but if you like it who cares what other people think, that's your style, wear what you want & feel comfortable in. You are able to pull it off though!"

jade replied: "awww u are so cute definitely sexy"

flow_mj replied: "You're very cute, but the cowboy boots, plaid shirt and western belt buckle are extremely redneck where I'm from (Ohio). I could tolerate the shirt and the belt buckle, but for some reason cowboy boots just aren't attractive in my opinion. Try wearing a beater underneath your shirt and leave the shirt unbuttoned still showing off your buckle and make sure cowboy boots aren't your only foot fashion."

Angie replied: "You are a good looking young man. The clothes don't make the man the man makes the clothes. In other words if you feel good in the clothes you wear then you should continue to wear them. You probably would not look as good in clothes that you don't like. Have you ever noticed how some women look all out of sorts in wedding parties? Well that is usually because they do not loke wearing dresses. I have met a few guys from texas and they all wear the boots, but not all wear the western shirt. And might I add that they are not trashy nor are they poor. I would guess that you don't always wear this type of shirt either. Maybe a t-shirt at times? Good Luck!"

snv replied: "KEEP! You look great."

green replied: "it looks nice just change the hair"

xbbysweetness replied: "be yourself. and have the girl like you for what you are, not what you where. (:"

Zach replied: "lol"

kayceeathomas replied: "sexy sexy hot hot"

chelsea w replied: "sexy.... you are very sexy"

Top Ten List: Your Husband might be a redneck? 10)He and his buddies drink beer and discharge their firearms until in early morning. 9) Hank Hill is your husband's role model. 8) Librealism is a ploy of the left wing. 7)Favorite sport is NACAR and his favorite sports team is the Dallas Cowboys. 6)Big belt buckles and a potbelly. 5)Loves riding John Deer in the early morning. 4) Loves the TV show Reba. 3)Loves Budweiser and Jack Daniels. 2)Thinks Tequelia is a city in Mexcio. 1)If you send him to Blockbuster to get a romanatic movie and brings back"Coal Miner's Daughter"

obsesswithpancjs15 replied: "Oh NO! I think my dad might be a redneck :) haha j/k"

scena replied: "well then i know one!! and heres one for ua... ya might b a redneck if your mama can tell a state trooper to kiss her @$$ without taking the marlboro outts her mouth. and ya'll might b a redneck if ya go to a family reunion to pick up women!"

★Àℓεjαηđяα★ replied: "if your house has more mileage than your car.........."

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