Dog rover166 replied: "It means (know Thyself)"
ItEludesMe replied: "It means to "Know Thyself". What a neat question."
why temel became international ? Temel decided to immigrate to the United States... He took a plane and traveled the next day.. Arriving at the immigration office, the officer started to ask questions:
-Name?
-Temel.
-Age?
-26.
-Sex?
-Three times a week.
-No, I mean, male or female?
-Doesn't matter.
bktrout2 replied: "have a nice day."
who is Temel's humor ? One day, during the chat at the cafe, Temel said:
-"Everybody recognizes me, even Mr.Yeltsin!"
Somebody from the crowd said:
-"That is not possible!"
And then Temel replied:
-"If you do not believe me, let's go to Russia and see..."
Therefore, Temel's friends collected enough money to send him to Russia with a witness. Immediately after landing in Moscow, the witness was puzzled because Mr.Yeltsin was waiting for Temel. Temel and Mr.Yeltsin talked for a little while. Temel and the witness were entertained with honour and respect. One day later both of them returned to Turkey, and at the same cafe, Temel said:
-"Mr.Clinton knows me!"
-"It is not possible"
the crowd replied. Temel said again:
-"If you do not believe me, let's go to America and see..."
So, Temel's friend collected enough money to send him to America again with a witness. Immediately after landing in New York, the second witness was also puzzled because Mr.Clinton was waiting for Temel. Temel and Mr.Clinton talked a little while. Temel and the second witness were entertained with honour and respect. One day later both of them returned to Turkey. And at the same cafe, Temel said:
-"The Pope knows me!"
Immediately, a voice came from crowd:
-"Oh really!"
Temel said again:
-"If you do not believe me, let's go to the Vatican and see..."
So, Temel's friends collected enough money to send him to the Vatican with a third witness. That day The Pope was speaking to the crowds from a high place. Temel went there and went up to him. As soon as the Pope saw Temel, he took him in his arms and embrace him.
At that moment the third witness fainted. Temel went to him and said:
-"What happened?"
The third witness replied:
-"There were two Japenese people in front of me and they were chatting. One of them said to the other:
-"That is Temel but I do not recognize the other person who he is speaking to"
oxo_07 replied: "Good joke. I think I've heard this before but I don't remember where. It sounds familiar. Once again, you have a good day..."
Turkish Humor : who is Temel ? When I think of Turkish national humor, the first thing that comes to my mind is the “Laz” joke. The people of the eastern Black Sea region in Turkey are called Laz. They speak a dialect of Turkish called “Lazca”. Laz people have often been the targets or mockery for the Turkish people. They are actually known to be clever, but sometimes they make major mistakes which become the subject of many jokes. Laz jokes can be compared to Irish jokes told in England and Polish jokes told in the U.S.
“Temel” is a prominent character of Laz jokes. “Temel” means in Turkish “basic,” but in this case, it connotes more of a stupid person. Temel also has friends called Dursun and İdris and a wife named Fadime
Temel gets himself a flea and begins conducting experiments on it in the laboratory. He cuts off one of the flea’s legs and orders it to jump, and it does. He cuts off a second leg and orders it to jump again, and it does. Eventually, Temel cuts off all the flea’s legs. He orders it to jump, and after he sees that it does not jump, he records the results: “If you cut all the legs off of a flea, it can’t hear.”
Political Hack Minted in Chicago replied: "Cute,
Do you know any one who can simultaneously interpret
Turkish and Hungarian"
bktrout2 replied: "Turkey is good but it makes me sleepy."
To everyone who knows Temel's funny stories :-)? What's your favourite Temel story? (Türkçe cevap kabul edilir) ;-)
I know this category isn't very suitable for this question, but you know I can't ask it to the Jokes&Riddles ;-) And I'm very curious about this question's answers :-)
Ohoo koskoca Türkiye kategorisinden 5 tane mi Temel fıkrası mı çıkıyor?Ayıp valla :)..HoTTürk, bu fikri ben de beğendim.Diğer yerlerde Türkçe yazamasak da burda Türkçe soru-cevap yapabiliriz (gerçi Yahoo İngilizce dışında bütün dillerdeki soruları yasaklıyor ama olsun biz de Türkçe cevap veririz).Ah bir de normal hayatta dilimizi koruyabilsek..Yok bye'lar yok thank you'lar, İngilizce afiş ve reklamlar..Dilimiz her şeyden önce gelmeli.Ama herkes kendi halinde..Kültürümüz yozlaşıyor kimsenin haberi yok..Oof of ne olacak bu Türkiye'nin hali yani..Bu arada o fıkrayı duymuştum.Çok komik ya.Temel fıkralarına bayılıyorum.Özellikle mesela 1 İngiliz, 1 Rus bir de Türk ajan(Temel) fıkralarına :-)..Bütün cevaplar çok güzel ama :-) herkese teşekkürler.
KAYZER replied: "Temel once killed his both parents, he was judged and sentenced to death. The judge asked for his last opinions:
-Do you have anything to say????
He replied.
-Pity to this orphan please...."
fidget replied: "Ozur dilerim, Inglizce yaziyorum:-
One day Temel won the lottery and with his prize money he decided to travel to America on Concorde (this was a long time ago!)
Temel travelled first class and was sitting next to a distinguished looking British man. They got talking on the flight and the British man introduced himself, "My name's Bond, James Bond." and Temel introduced himself too.
Then James Bond offered Temel a cigarette, which Temel accepted. (It really was a long time ago, when you could smoke on a plane). To be polite, Temel asked what type of cigarette it was. To which James Bond replied, "Pall Mall. I always smoke Pall Mall."
A while later, Temel reciprocated and offered James Bond a cigarette which James Bond accepted. Temel lit both their cigarettes. James Bond coughed and asked Temel what sort of cigarette it was. Temel replied, "Samsun Mamsun. I always smoke Samsun Mamsun."
With apologies to anyone reading this who doesn't know Turkish. The punchline only works in Turkish!"
angel replied: "bi gün temel ve dursun sırayla aşağı atlamışlar sonunda ne olmuş
dur ben söyliyim:
temel le dursun ölmüş sıraya bişey olmamış
temelle dursun bi otelde kalıyolarmış yalnız temelin odasında karınca sürüsü dursununkinde de sinekler varmış ama ertesi gün dursun çok huzursuz görünürken temel çok neşeliymiş nasıl olduğunu sorunca da temel şöyle demiş:
benim odamda karıncalar vardı birini öldürdüm diğerleri de onun cenazesine gittiler.
temelle dursun akıl hastanesindeymişler kaçıyolarmış ancak önlerinde 100 tane engel varmış tam 99. engeli geçmişlerki temel:
ben yoruldum hadi geri dönelim demiş
yeterlidir umarım"
Blue_Dragon replied: "ROTFLMAO! ahah Hes a funny arse..
Ok here comes my Temel joke of the day :
Temel arabası ile Taksim Meydanında dönüp duruyordu. Aynı trafikçinin önünden beşinci defa geçerken, polis de merak etti ve Temel'i durdurup sordu: - Bir yeri mi arıyorsunuz? Niye meydanın etrafında dönüp duruyorsunuz? Temel: - Sol sinyal takıldı da..
lol"
HOTTürk replied: "Bu olayı sevdim. Geçtiğimiz haftalarda yukarıdaki Blue Dragon'un bir sorusuna cevap oldu işte: Al sana Türkçe Yahoo Q/A!!! Evet, bu Türkiye kategorisinde aramızda Türkçe soru cevap yöneltebiliriz.
Pek çok favori Temel fıkram var ama son günlerde duyduğum bir tanesini çok sevdim:
Kamyon şoförü Temel birgün yine uzun yolda ilerliyormuş. Bir yokuştan inerken kamyonun freni patlamış ve başlamış hızla aşağı ilerlemeye. Düşünmüş böyle olmayacak, en iyisi direksiyonu kırayım bir tarafa demiş. Yolun sağında pazar yeri, yüzlerce insan var, yok olmaz demiş. Bakmış sol tarafta sadece küçük bi çocuk bisiklete biniyor. Pazar yerine girersem yüzlerce insan ölecek, en iyisi ben sola kırayım en az can kaybıyla kurtulalım demiş.
Ertesigün gazetelerde manşet: FRENİ PATLAYAN KAMYON PAZAR YERİNE GİRDİ, 178 ÖLÜ!!!
Hakim sormuş Temel'e: Anlat bakalım nasıl becerdin bu işi?
Temel: Hakim bey, vallahi bir suçum yoktur, herşey o pok yiyen sıpanın pazar yerine kaçmasıyla başladı!!!
Saygılar"

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